Saturday, 24th Apr 2010

Today I brought nearly half of all my possessions to the holiday cottage in Hayle, Cornwall. That should last me weeks.

Monday, 19th Apr 2010

Today I missed the train to work because I was confused by the train's unusual punctuality.

Sunday, 18th Apr 2010

Today I went to the canal and fed a duck so much bread, I wondered if she would drop dead and I could eat her.